It's hard to believe that after the Star Wars Episode IX leaked poster that HYDRA HQ is the only place to notice the obvious purchase of Viacom by Disney. After the Disney/FOX merger, Disney is hungry to buy up more and more film rights for their new streaming network. After the Viacom merger, Disney will own franchises like Transformers, Beverly Hills Cop, Friday the 13th, The Naked Gun, Major League, Shrek, Jack Ryan, Wayne's World, The Brady Bunch, Mission Impossible, Good Burger, and Crocodile Dundee. Not forgetting that Disney will now own all of Star Trek! Plus, Goose the cat can interact with Goose from Top Gun. This merger will be epic! Imagine Star Wars with Klingons, Decepticons, and Beavis & Butt-head! The possibilities are endless!! How did HYDRA HQ come to realize this obvious upcoming purchase of Viacom? Well, just look at the poster and see if you can see the connection. Did you see it? Look closely at the poster. Behind Finn. The alien creature... WHOA! We've seen that alien before. In 1985, in the Joe Dante film starring Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix, Explorers! Explorers was the movie about a group of kids who build a spacecraft from blueprints sent by these alien creatures. Obviously, the alien from Dante's Explorers has a major role in Episode IX. If it was a small cameo, like how the ET character showed up in the senate of the prequels, HYDRA HQ wouldn't have even thought twice about who owns the rights, but this character is on the movie posters. Explorers is now canon in the Star Wars universe which means Disney is looking into purchasing Paramount Pictures and if Disney is going to buy something like Paramount Pictures, they're going to put an offer on their parent company. And if Disney puts an offer out to Viacom, then Disney is going to get Viacom. So let's all welcome Viacom to the Disney family! Dreamworks is now part of Disney. Dragons can join the Princesses. Of course, per usual, I've done no research other than reading a If You Give A Mouse a Cookie book and using that logic with Disney and this upcoming merger. I'm just an idjit who thinks that alien behind Finn looks like the same one from Explorers and wasted way too much time typing this up so people will think I'm interesting. So, please do not sue me Mr. Mickey. Thank you.
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