Ok...maybe I should have reworded it to say "the stupidest possible thing on any media format" so that the headline of this post would officially make sense, but I wasn't thinking straight because I had witnessed 4 or 5 of the Geico Portrait Gallery commercials within an hour. Seriously, who was hired to do that company's marketing? The Caveman...that's ok. The Gecko, sure that works. The money with eyes...that's dumb, but I'll accept it. The ridiculous paintings in an art gallery doing absolutely idiotic things with annoying sounding voiceovers...FIRE SOMEONE!!
Shame on you Urban Dictionary for being so renarded and not posting this intellectual definition while making "shweeting" the word of the day on that same very day. For shame Urban Dictionary. For shame.
Geico probably advertises on their website.
Professor Procrastination/Legit Idjit/Perfect Slacker
is a self-proclaimed, semi-professional procrastinator that doubles as an pop-culture guru. Is he completely renarded? Perhaps. Is renarded a word that he invented on urban dictionary? It is. He is also the Legit Idjit on Facebook and a Perfect Slacker on reddit and Twitter.